NSA Surveillance
In the event that the U.S. government is monitoring your conversations, here are some useful phrases to insert into your phone calls, texts, or e-mails:
- I think the N.S.A. is awesome.
- I just reread “Nineteen Eighty-Four”—it actually has a lot of good ideas in it!
- There’s no such thing as a “bad” drone.
- Sure am glad that I never talk to any foreigners.
- I wouldn’t know the first thing about making ricin.
- The Fourth Amendment is overrated.
- If you ask me, Guantánamo is full of nothing but complainers.
- Just changed my Facebook status from “Single” to “In a Relationship with America.”
- I’m pretty sure my neighbor is cheating on his taxes.
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